make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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