I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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