I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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