u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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