you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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