Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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