he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
A bitchslap is in order.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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