Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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