problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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