I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
and you fell through a lawn chair
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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