hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
