I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
