I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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