Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just high enough for therapy.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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