Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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