have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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