you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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