this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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