And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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