I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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