i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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