The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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