So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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