the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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