Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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