I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
