At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
im holly from the hills drunk
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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