yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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