"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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