your thong is hanging out like whoa
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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