Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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