He uses pillows to masturbate.
she peed on how many people?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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