this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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