Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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