I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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