You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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