a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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