So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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