Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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