): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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