elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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