So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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