So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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