Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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