he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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