I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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