I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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