dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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