Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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