I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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