Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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