Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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