glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
